So I started on Sunday. I got out of bed, did the bathroom thing and I realized I didn't have a digital scale. So I ran to Wally World and found a pretty nifty one for about $25. I plopped my fat body onto the scale and I weighted 198lbs. Then it was time.......
THE SHOT- I opened the syringe, [needle] filled the shot to 20mg. [needle] tapped out the air, [needle]then started looking at my body.[needle] Where will I give the shot? [needle] The directions say its better to give it into muscle.[needle] Where on earth [needle] can I find some muscle? My leg... ouch. [needle] My arm? Can't quite reach it. [needle] So it took me about 5 minutes to decide where to pierce my body. [needle] Probably half that time was getting up the nerve to do it. [needle] I decided that my backside, well more my hip was a place where there wasn't so much fat. So BANG! right into the skin. I did it. And you know what... it was barely a pin prick. What was I so nervous about?
GORGE yourself. For the first two days you are to engorge yourself. I guess its call "Loading". so today I ate 3 donuts. Plain glazed. 2apples. 2 Root Beers, 2 piece of Cheese, small piece of Birthday cake w/ice cream, large plate of Frito chili pie, covered with cheese. I have no idea of the calories I ate but I felt huge!
I was large and in charge. But not feeling so good.
We'll see what the scales say tomorrow.
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